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[ Sometimes you just do what you know ]

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[whistlesthewind]

[CLIMBS IN

sitting backwards so he can look at the back]

[leaveofabsence]

[ That back zooms in to meet him as Zhongli cranks the vehicle into reverse---!



Just kidding.

Zhongli drives like a grandpa. An ornery law-abiding grandpa who is even using his turn signals in the empty parking lot. Slowly the SUV backs up and starts to move smoothly toward the garage exit.

Without looking over at V: ]

Put on your seatbelt, please.

[whistlesthewind]

What's that?

[climbing into the back like a fucking animal]

[leaveofabsence]

The strap of fabric that keeps you attached to the seat so you do not go unfortunately flying out any of the windows in the case of an accident or sudden stop.

[ Hands still at 10 and 2 and eyes on the road though the exasperation is slightly palpable in the air. He is trying to make a good impression after all.

Keyword: trying. ]

Once you've picked a seat of course.

[whistlesthewind]

[fly?




FLY???]

I want to fly!

[leaveofabsence]

I promise you it is not that kind of flying!

[whistlesthewind]

[SLUMPS]

Oh.

[leaveofabsence]

If you want to fly like that you'll have to talk to a ☆ZRAEL.

Now.

Seatbelt, please.

[whistlesthewind]

[it takes a few times but

buckle!!!]

I DID IT