Zhongli - Vago Mundo (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
leaveofabsence) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
hydrangeabloom2022-09-12 06:33 pm
leaveofabsence) wrote in hydrangeabloom2022-09-12 06:33 pm
(no subject)
[ Two dumb old gods doing dumb things ]
[ He does need something, yes he does. Or rather he needs someone.
If he gets too close to Zhongli's table, Zhongli's going to make a grab for him. ]
If he gets too close to Zhongli's table, Zhongli's going to make a grab for him. ]
Wow...! Sir, at least buy me a drink first!
What is the correct phrase to use here--- ah, yes yes. Put it on my tab.
Stranger?
Why Master Venti -- did we not meet the other day during the Lantern Rite of Liyue? Surely, you remember.
Why Master Venti -- did we not meet the other day during the Lantern Rite of Liyue? Surely, you remember.
[OH RIGHT OH RIGHT
anime head bonk tee hee]
Oh, right! We did have such a lovely meeting then! Have you become so fond that you came to find me again? I'm flattered!
anime head bonk tee hee]
Oh, right! We did have such a lovely meeting then! Have you become so fond that you came to find me again? I'm flattered!
I did, in fact. The presence of such a renowned bard in Mondstadt reminded me of a tale that I'd almost forgotten. One that still needs an ending penned.
I mustn't be a rude guest.
[ Said after he had already grabbed Venti ]
Please.
[ He gestures to the chair ]
Have a seat first.
[ Said after he had already grabbed Venti ]
Please.
[ He gestures to the chair ]
Have a seat first.
[plops down]
Make it worth my while, good sir. I'm working.
Make it worth my while, good sir. I'm working.
From countless, seven were born.
Wearied, bloodied, and each with their own to mourn.
A dragon fierce and proud who toppled countless in his rise.
A wind sprite and a brave people who saw to a tyrant's demise.
One approached with an alliance to define.
The other with a bottle of wine.
Not greater opposites could be found.
Yet for millennia did their friendship resound.
Wearied, bloodied, and each with their own to mourn.
A dragon fierce and proud who toppled countless in his rise.
A wind sprite and a brave people who saw to a tyrant's demise.
One approached with an alliance to define.
The other with a bottle of wine.
Not greater opposites could be found.
Yet for millennia did their friendship resound.
Are you implying that I should be prepared to compensate you fairly for lost wages?
[happy tittering noises as he flits about and settles finally tucked in Zhongli's collar]
You are good with words sometimes. Color me impressed.
You are good with words sometimes. Color me impressed.
Dedicated to our Lord Barbatos who guides the wind in Mondstadt even if no one has seen his divine presence in well over five centuries.
[ He reaches over to pat the sprite gently on the head. ]
Because it is a special occasion, I shall kindly ignore the addition of the adverb.
[ Sometimes... Honestly... ]
[ He reaches over to pat the sprite gently on the head. ]
Because it is a special occasion, I shall kindly ignore the addition of the adverb.
[ Sometimes... Honestly... ]
[makes a noise like bells in a windchime]
Page 6 of 6