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[leaveofabsence]

[ Two dumb old gods doing dumb things ]

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[whistlesthewind]

Wow...! Sir, at least buy me a drink first!

[leaveofabsence]

What is the correct phrase to use here--- ah, yes yes. Put it on my tab.

[whistlesthewind]

Fair enough! Drinks on you, stranger!

[leaveofabsence]

Stranger?

Why Master Venti -- did we not meet the other day during the Lantern Rite of Liyue? Surely, you remember.

[whistlesthewind]

[OH RIGHT OH RIGHT

anime head bonk tee hee]

Oh, right! We did have such a lovely meeting then! Have you become so fond that you came to find me again? I'm flattered!

[leaveofabsence]

I did, in fact. The presence of such a renowned bard in Mondstadt reminded me of a tale that I'd almost forgotten. One that still needs an ending penned.

[whistlesthewind]

Go on?

[leaveofabsence]

I mustn't be a rude guest.

[ Said after he had already grabbed Venti ]

Please.

[ He gestures to the chair ]

Have a seat first.

[whistlesthewind]

[plops down]

Make it worth my while, good sir. I'm working.

[leaveofabsence]

Are you implying that I should be prepared to compensate you fairly for lost wages?

[whistlesthewind]

And a bonus for the trouble!

[leaveofabsence]

Very well. Name your wages.

[whistlesthewind]

Two bottles of the finest!