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[leaveofabsence]

[ Two dumb old gods doing dumb things ]

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Re: On the dotted line

[whistlesthewind]

[ruh roh why is he here

makes eye contact briefly and

OOP TIME TO MAKE MUSIC INSTEAD SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND and while he does that ok why would he be here. he doesn't do fun silly visits he has no humor. does he need something? wack.]

[leaveofabsence]

[ He does need something, yes he does. Or rather he needs someone.

If he gets too close to Zhongli's table, Zhongli's going to make a grab for him. ]

[whistlesthewind]

Wow...! Sir, at least buy me a drink first!

[leaveofabsence]

What is the correct phrase to use here--- ah, yes yes. Put it on my tab.

[whistlesthewind]

Fair enough! Drinks on you, stranger!

[leaveofabsence]

Stranger?

Why Master Venti -- did we not meet the other day during the Lantern Rite of Liyue? Surely, you remember.

[whistlesthewind]

[OH RIGHT OH RIGHT

anime head bonk tee hee]

Oh, right! We did have such a lovely meeting then! Have you become so fond that you came to find me again? I'm flattered!

[leaveofabsence]

I did, in fact. The presence of such a renowned bard in Mondstadt reminded me of a tale that I'd almost forgotten. One that still needs an ending penned.

[whistlesthewind]

Go on?

[leaveofabsence]

I mustn't be a rude guest.

[ Said after he had already grabbed Venti ]

Please.

[ He gestures to the chair ]

Have a seat first.

[whistlesthewind]

[plops down]

Make it worth my while, good sir. I'm working.

[leaveofabsence]

Are you implying that I should be prepared to compensate you fairly for lost wages?

[whistlesthewind]

And a bonus for the trouble!

[leaveofabsence]

Very well. Name your wages.

[whistlesthewind]

Two bottles of the finest!